Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

I watched this much awaited show on opening day and I still can't get over it. It's been over a week now. Still...I can't get over it. I can't get over how disappointing and dumb it is. While it might appeal to the hardcore, adrenaline junkie Transformer fan, anyone else with a good eye for movies will probably tell you it ain't something special. Far too long, all 149 minutes of it is filled with noise and a barely there plot filled with a thousand and one loopholes. A shame considering the first Transformers was really good. Of course, you have to give Michael Bay credit for the special effects, those were great. But you can't make a good movie with just good CGI.

I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I didn't quite understand what was happening. The whole storyline -if any- was messy. Not good.

The movie was too sexed up. As I said, too many sluts. Even Decepticons want some action in this show. And to this day, I do not understand the red blooded male who says that Megan Fox is hot. Is she, really? Lip injections, rhinoplasty, boob job...

Read this somewhere:

"her lips are &*%&%&% RIDICULOUS, they look like puss filled worms on her face.. in the transformers movie, you can see where they were injected.. they look so disgusting, like they're going to pop."

Response: "ITA. You have such a way with words that it moves me." (THIS IS HILARIOUS!)

Too little Josh! Haha. Hilarious.

Too many stupid jokes. Ok...I can't deny I enjoyed some of it. But since when did Decepticons have balls? :/ Sam's parents are hilarious too. Michael Bay obviously decided to make this one much more comical than the first. In fact, the only things I took back from the show were the dumb jokes. And one more question... How does Mikaela's white pants keep so clean despite falling and rolling in sand and dust? Haha.

I say... 2.5 stars.

Read this somewhere. Funny!

Maybe it's the fault of us fans for letting our guard down and liking the first movie the way we did. Maybe that gave Michael Bay the incentive to push just how much crap he can shove down people's throats. I feel like I graciously lowered my expectations to accommodate him, only to have it dawn on me when it's already too late that I was low enough for him to urinate on. Now I'm covered in piss and I'm angry. Michael Bay didn't rape my childhood. He raped my time.

Ok, I guess I'm just bored. So I'm being extra harsh. H1N1 is such a pain.